Wassup?

As with all other people with an IQ of 150 or less, I am often expected to answer the very tough questions, "Wassup?", "Kya chal raha hai?", "How's the job coming along?" and so on.

Well, previous attempts at answering with a:

• Bas, normal types
• Standard scene
• Nothing ya
• Kuch nahin yaar
• Nothing exciting
• Nothing to die for, Nothing to kill for

and so on not having rendered themselves as a satisfying reply, I have decided to use the following for sometime now:

I begin each day by asking myself: Abort, Retry, Ignore?

So, now you know about me. Wassup?